Who the hell is Tancid, and why should I care?

 

Q:  Who the hell is Tancid?

A:  Tancid Everlost is a level 70 wood elf rogue who was created on The Sleeper progression server of the MMORPG EverQuest.  After growing up in the guild <Maiden Voyage>, he eventually moved on to <Secretum Dominium>.

As for the real person behind the rogue . . . well, I'd tell you, but then I'd have to go stabbity on you.

 

Q:  Why should I care?

A:  You shouldn't really.  No, really.  The less you think about me, the easier it'll be for me to slip my fingers into your pockets.